Time off for the holidays...

It's been a while since my last post, but thankfully it's because I'm on winter break from school!! I have so many things left to accomplish before Monday in order to be ready for our third term...things such as grading the past few weeks worth of tests, entering the grades, writing out report cards, planning for the first couple weeks of the term, organizing new reading groups, creating morning work and homework for the first week, and MORE. So, while I technically have 4 more days of break...I'm afraid I will spend it trying to complete all this work!! And people say that teachers have "so much time off"....yea right!!

I hope you all have had a wonderful holiday season. More first grade stories to come on Monday!!

Orgasms...

The fun never ends....

Today I had a boy in my class put one of his legs up on the back of his chair and begin to hump his chair while making loud, graphic sex noises...full on "big O" noises.  Where did he get this idea from?  He says his older sisters showed him some "stuff"...

Go ahead everyone...shake your heads in disbelief...I did! =)

Elvis lives....

Picture this...bright red headed 6 year old...looking over his shoulder at you...wide stance....wagging his right hand and finger saying, "Ms. Eklund...thank you...thank you very much."  du du duuuuhhhhh, du du duuuuuuuh....

Watch out everybody!!!  There's a new Elvis in town!!

Seriously...what a riot!